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Gemini horoscope. With Gemini, indeed they can be relied upon to do almost anything, in any situation. All that talking and instant reactions leaves little time for deeper thinking and planning, and too much whizzing about and quick reactions usually leads to sudden mental overload! changeable, restless, cunning, inquisitive, inconsistent, fickle, two-faced, fidgety, superficial, gossipy, scattered, transparent. Ailments accidents (usually small, but frequent), bronchitis, pneumonia, nervous exhaustion. Beneficial foods Lettuce and cauliflower. You are most compatible with Libra - absolutely wonderful. Leo - full of laughter. Aquarius - good friends first, (and much more in this Geminis case!). Sagittarius - Could be fun loving. Aries - promising, though lightweight. Absolutely no chance! Cancer - steer clear! Capricorn - don't see eye to eye. Taurus - a difficult combination. Pisces - traumatic! Scorpio - volatile! Your opposite sign is Sagittarius Someone you know? Pinocchio, Marilyn Monroe, Bob Dylan, Paul McCartney, John F Kennedy, Noel Gallagher, Nicole Kidman, Pat Boone, your favourite clone, Tony Curtis, John Dillinger, Arthur Conan Doyle, Sir Anthony Eden, Ian Fleming, Errol Flynn, Judy Garland, Bob Hope, Al Jolson, Dr. Jekll and Mr. Hyde, Henry Kissinger, Stan Laurel, Peggy Lee, Dean Martin, Vincent Price, Cole Porter, Jane Russell, Nancy Sinatra, Queen Victoria, John Wayne, Kylie Minogue, Angelina Jolie. Someplace you know? Kentucky Rhode Island Tennesee Wisconsin Wales the Ascendent of the USA Egypt Horoscopes & Sun Signs The position of the Sun in the Zodiac wheel determines
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Gemini horoscope
recent plot twists. Fortunately, there is a medicine you can get that will fix you up pretty quickly. All you have to do is spend quality time in nature. One long hike should be enough, though to be absolutely sure you flush the psychic parasites that have been messing with you, two long hikes would be better. To aid in the exorcism and healing, I suggest that you also sing songs and shout out crazy ideas while wandering in the great outdoors. And if you can't escape to the wild places, at least have a picnic in a park. My DAILY TEXT MESSAGE HOROSCOPES are short, sweet bursts of illumination delivered seven days a week to your cell phone or mobile device. My EXPANDED AUDIO HOROSCOPES are weekly spoken-word reports on your destiny. They're three to four minutes long. * SACRED ADVERTISEMENT Review in painstaking detail the history of your life, honoring every moment as if you were conducting a benevolent Judgment Day. Forgive yourself of every mistake except one. Create a royal crown for yourself out of a shower cap, rubber bands, and light bulbs. Think of the last place on earth you'd ever want to visit, and visualize yourself having fun there. Test to see if people are really listening to you by asserting that Karl Marx was one of the Marx Brothers. Track down people who are impossible to love, and love them defiantly without expecting anything in return. Steal lint from dryers in laundromats and use it to make animal sculptures for someone you admire. Fantasize you're the child of divine parents who abandoned you when you were two days old, but who will soon be coming bac
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